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Fleshly Pleasures: Multi-User Dungeons and International Relay Chat

By Tom Geller

Multi-User Dungeons (MUDs)

If you're an experienced user of MUDs, by now you're probably saying: "Why are you wasting time with newsgroups and IRC? Come to a Multi-User Dungeon -- that's where the real action is!" And it's true: along with all the fantasy role-playing that goes on in these text-based adventures, there's an awful lot of sexual and romantic chat going on. In addition, clever (and well-motivated) programmers have expanded the medium to allow users to develop real personalities within these imaginary (?) worlds, and honest-to-god relationships which continue for months are not uncommon.

However, the world of MUDs is incredibly complex, with each site boasting its own complement of features, commands, and rules. While that shouldn't turn you away from trying them out, it would be hard to do them justice in this short article. If you'd like to learn more about these virtual worlds, point your web browser at http://draco.centerline.com:8080/~franl/mud.html, where Francis Litterio and friends explain it all for you.

Internet Relay Chat (IRC)

If you're looking for real-time chat on the Internet, you've come to the right place. Sometime around 1987, folks started using the "talk" function in Unix to set up centralized chat locations where anyone with 'net access could take part in CB-like discussions. The next year, Finnish programmer Jarkko Oikarinen formalized the format with his IRC program. When it first started, there were just a handful of channels, identified only by numbers. But as Channel 9 came to be known as the Highway Patrol channel in Citizen's Band-land, so did IRC channels gain their own "personalities": 69 became the "straight" sex channel (for obvious reasons), and 33 became the gay channel. (A bisexual channel was proposed for 51, which is halfway between 33 and 69. It never caught on.)

Since then, the system has exploded to such a degree that anywhere from 2,000 to 6,000 channels are typically running at any given time. While this is encouraging, it makes it hard to find the channel you want -- unless you already know its name.

A survey of the 3,000 channels running on a Friday afternoon turned up over 200 which were obviously of a sexual nature. (Of course, sex chat can -- and does -- occur in every room from time to time, from #chess to #christ. Supposedly, those with prurient names have a higher likelihood to host sex-related chat.) Below you'll find those which were the most active (along with the number of people in them when surveyed).

How to get on IRC

Unfortunately, getting on IRC can be pretty daunting to the first-time user. It's a text-based system -- no icons to guide you -- ruled by arcane commands and an even more arcane culture.

Basically, you'll need to use a Telnet program to log on to an IRC server, either directly or through your Internet Service Provider. A specialized IRC program will make the going easier. Follow the program's instructions to connect to an IRC server: in the U.S., the three most popular are irc.bu.edu, irc.colorado.edu, and irc.uiuc.edu. To "join" a channel, type /join channelname.

Need more help? Try the FAQ at http://www.kei.com/irc.html, or the IRC help pages at http://www2.undernet.org:8080/~cs93jtl/IRC.html, http://mistral.enst.fr/~pioch/IRC/IRCprimer/IRCprimer1.1/IRCprimer1.1.html and http://urth.acsu.buffalo.edu/irc/WWW/ircdocs.html. Good luck!

General sex channels

Channel name Traffic Comment
#gaysex 67 "The cruisy rest area on the Information Superhighway"
#gayboysex 30 For boys of all ages
#3waysex 28 Where to put that extra arm & other subjects
#30+sex 28 Also keep an eye out for 20+sex, 40+sex, and so on
#lesbo 27 Mostly chaste. If you're a man, prepare to get booted out!
#bearcave 21 "Furry-Faced Fellows Frolicking and Fornicating for Fun"
#bifems 20 Like #lesbo, but a bit more varied. Women only.
#Cyberotic 19 Yer good, old-fashioned, all-around sex chat
#hottub 19 The traditional meeting place for relaxed, friendly chat and body rubs
#tvsex 18 The sexual aspects of male-to-female transvestitism (cross-dressing).
#gaycuseem 18 For face-to-face conferencing using CU-SeeMe
#truthdare 16 The old party game, played online
#gam 14 For gay Asian men "..and their wonderful friends"
#flirt 14 Light-hearted, fun, and capricious
#singles 13 General singles chat. Hard-core propositions generally unwelcome.
#Kinkysex 13 Now this is a better place for hard-core propositions!
#sexier 12 Sexier than what? Don't ask me.
#fantasy 12 Might you find others who share your fantasy? Nawww.. couldn't happen..
#sex4all 11 ..and all for sex! Hurrah!
#phonesex 11 Sure, it starts on the computer. But who knows where it may lead?
#%%teensex 11 Yes, Virginia, teens have sex. Film at 11.
#gayteense 10 Yes, Virginia, gay teens have sex, too.
#SexMyWife 10 Uhhh.. O.K. If you insist.
#crossdres 9 For transvestites and admirers. More chatty than #tvsex.
#!DogSex! 9 Attracted by dogs' oral fixations? You'll quickly discover that you're not alone.
#transgen 8 A gathering of transsexuals (not to be confused with transvestites)
#sweetsex 8 What makes it sweet? That depends on the participants' definitions.
#GayYouth 8 A place for gay teenagers to chat about common issues. Mostly non-sexual.
#Gay 8 Not a pickup scene: just honest, friendly talk among gay folks.
#BBW 8 Fat women and their (mostly) male admirers.
#sex2 7 Another undifferentiated, hetero sex room.
#gayuncut 7 For uncircumcised men and their male admirers.
#couchsex 7 Rolling in the potato chips and remote controls: this is the life!
#llamasex 6 I have no idea what this is, and I'm afraid to find out.
#dirtysex 6 You know, like, with lots of fluids and such.
#amputee 6 "So put your arm around me, don't you ever leg go.."
#Adultsex 6 An alternative to all the "Teensex" chat rooms. For mature people.
#orgasm69 5 Does this one really need a comment?
#bi-married 5 Same-sex flirting for heterosexually-married men
#beastsex 5 Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
#Asianlove 5 For those with a taste in Oriental art
#loveless 4 Do you try to pick up people by acting sad and unloved? Me, too!
#LEZpics 4 Chat about "lesbian" pictures with a bunch of straight boys.
#Goats 4 O.K., so this really isn't much of a sex chat room. But wouldn't it be funny if it was?
#gaychub 4 Like #BBW, but for fat men and the men who admire them
#swimsuit 3 For those who go to the beach -- but not to swim.
#LoveBoat 3 Exciting and new.. come aboard: it's expecting you!
#bifem 3 Supposedly for bi women, it frequently gets crashed by male poseurs
#polyamory 3 Discussions about responsible non-monogamy. Not a pick-up room.
Regional gay channels

For some reason, fully 56 of the 211 sex-related channels showing on IRC when I surveyed it were regional, gay chat rooms. Additionally, many of them were in gay-hostile Middle America and in other countries. That makes sense to me: when I was a college-age bisexual geek in Cincinnati, it was easier (and less intimidating) to find others like me through electronic means than to go to the gay bars in town and risk being attacked as I walked to the parking lot. Violence, loss of job, loss of home, loss of friends: all these threaten sexual beings in Middle America, but none result from cruising on the Internet.

United States (sorted by decreasing level of traffic)
Channel name Traffic Location
#gaysf 17 San Francisco Bay Area
#GayDC 12 Washington, D.C.
#gayohio 10 Ohio
#GaySeattl 9 Seattle
#GayBoston 8 Boston
#gayatl 8 Atlanta
#gaychgo 7 Chicago
#gayphx 6 Phoenix
#gaycny 6 New York City
#GaySoCal 5 Southern California
#gayphilly 5 Philadelphia
#gayMN 5 Minnesota
#gaymich 4 Michigan
#GayLA 4 Los Angeles
#gayky 4 Kentucky
#gayky2 3 Kentucky
#GayFla 3 Florida
Non-United States (sorted by decreasing level of traffic)

Channel name Traffic Location
#ozgay 15 Australia
#uk-poofs 14 United Kingdom
#gayfr 13 France
#fingay 9 Finland (in Finnish, mostly)
#gaylondon 7 London
#gayuk 6 United Kingdom
#gay.il 6 Israel
#gay.be 6 Belgium
#gay.se 5 Sweden
#gay.nl 4 The Netherlands
"Trade" channels

Got pictures? Want pictures? These are the places to arrange trades.

Channel name Traffic
#sexpics 57
#SexPhotos 45
#sexpics* 31
#gaygifs 27
#gayteengi 15
#SexGifs 6
#hotpix 3

Power games/S?

At first sight, you might think that some of these listings would be better classified as "gay" or "straight." But in the world of "power play" sex -- which includes Sadochism/Masochism and Bondage/Discipline devotees -- such divides seem less important when the lash starts flying. That explains why one of the most widely-read S? writers, a lesbian named Pat Califia, is best known for her long-running column in the gay men's magazine, The Advocate. Go figure.

Channel name Traffic
#gaysm 31
#rapesex 21
#bdsmloung 19
#slavery 14
#powerexch 8
#Gaybdsm 4
#bondage 3


This page was last updated on Thursday, January 05, 2012 at 6:17pm CST. All contents copyright 2005 by Tom Geller.